Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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