I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
40s are totally the cure
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
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