So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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