DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She bit a glass in half.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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