If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
