Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Buhtt sex?
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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