I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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