Already got asked if we're dating
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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