is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
You dont lie about slip and slides
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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