Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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