Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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