it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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