I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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