i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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