This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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