ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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