lets start a swedish sibling band together
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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