thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I just found a bag of teeth...
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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