How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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