WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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