im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
God gave him joint rollers for hands
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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