ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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