It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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