I don't think brook has ever known best
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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