..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
So I just went to clothing optional bar
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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