Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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