It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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