Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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