those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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