That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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