I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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