i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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