dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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