i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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