Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Everclear isn't food dammit
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