i love accidental penises.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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