my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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