He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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