so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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