Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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