My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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