I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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