Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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