the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
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