I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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