and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
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