Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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