Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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