Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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