I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
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