He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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